And now for something completely different

So, I was thinking the other day (that's usually what gets me in trouble) and, although life keeps me on my toes constantly, I thought that life could be even more interesting if more things spontaneously combusted. Not that many things nowadays actually do. Today I brought my Tracker in (at 8am on my day off) to get the heatercore fixed. I asked my trusty mechanic if he wouldn't mind "accidently" catching my car on fire. We shared a mutual guffaw but I could tell that, in our heart of hearts, we are on the same page. I think it'd be great if your car (more specifically, mine) spontaneously combusted and insurance covered it.

There are many more things that I think would be fabulous in a spontaneous combustion setting. Some for entirely selfish reasons (the entire crowd at a Dave Matthews concert). Some for sheer entertainment (a slurpee "Whew! I didn't know it was that hot out!" or a coffee "I asked for extra hot but this is just ridiculous!"). What would you guys like to see spontaneouly combust? (Please, no spontaneously combusting people...we've all thought it...it's kind of getting old now:).